May 2013
“Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?”
– Mary Oliver (via awelltraveledwoman)
When someone has such a good comeback to my insult...
whatshouldbetchescallme:
I just have to reblog because I laughed for way too long
Please, tell me more about how I should be more like your children. If you mean barely passing at an overpriced school and heading toward a miserable career, please feel free to fuck yourself. I had a 3.94 average, TELL ME HOW IM SO STUPID.
“I hid my deepest feelings so well I forgot where I placed them.”
– Amy Tan, Saving Fish From Drowning (via larmoyante)
I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you
“He loved her in a subtle kind of way. It wasn’t the kind of love you see in...”
– Jake Christie, Small Stories: A Subtle Kind of Love (via thisismydesignn)
“It seemed like you could know me. Like you could understand anything I told you....”
– Jay Asher, Thirteen Reasons Why (via serendipitousromance)
claydols:
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
“In any case you mustn’t confuse a single failure with a final defeat.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerlad (via dulcetdecember)
octopenis:
An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
“We spend the first year of a child’s life teaching it to walk and talk and the...”
– Neil deGrasse Tyson (via 13thmoon)
tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats
Why isn't New Orleans Mother's Day parade shooting... →
poppyyseed:
stfuconservatives:
“So I shouldn’t be surprised that the Mother’s Day Parade shooting has largely been forgotten. On Sunday, shots were fired into a crowd during a parade in the New Orleans 7th ward. Police said they saw three suspects running from the scene.
This is the largest mass shooting in the United States where the shooters were still at large after the crime was...
Whenever I eat literally anything
whatshouldbetchescallme:
